Jordache was your friend, Jordache was your brother, Jordache was the friendly face that made your coffee down the way at the neighbourhood shop. And then Jordache made a record. And he just started whistling and humming and skating all across the pond of a life lived, a life lived right, a life lived wrong, and some things came out - out they came sparkling and tarnished.
The CBC asked Jordache to put a song on the internet, and so Jordache dutifully obliged, and then the CBC wanted a biography, and so Jordache happily obliged, and then the next thing he knew all of this was on a screen right in front of your face, YOU, the very person behind the eyes that are seeing this.
...All are welcome under the banner Jordo, all and every, every time.